Good News On Aging! (Part 2)

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You can constantly talk about the price of gasoline.

You can get into a heated argument about pension plans.

You can have a party and the neighbors won't even realize it.

You can quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.

Your eyes won't get much worse.

Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

Your joints are more accurate than the National Weather Service.

Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them, either.

Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.

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